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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

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iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

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myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:

Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because I want the teachers to ask me awkward questions and try to get me involved in class”

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faize:

when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety

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fangirlconfession:

confess here

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I will find you an Easter egg, Phil.

— he’s gonna go out and get Phil an easter egg just because Phil is sad he didn’t get anY I am noT CRYIGN YOU ARE CRYING (via 500shadesofblue)

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fangirlconfession:

confess here

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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

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yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

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