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GUYS!!!! The fit guy I pulled last month has texted me and he was like I’ve been looking for your number for so long!!! He went round everyone he knows that I know asking if they had my number!! HOW FUCKING CUTE

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toastoat:

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????

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coolator:

dISGUSTING

coolator:

dISGUSTING

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melongorl:

hotcheetoprincess:

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hotcheetoprincess:

sickomobb:

hotcheetoprincess:

this is so triflin I hate washing dishes but c’mon

I WOULD DO ThIS

if I were you I wouldn’t admit that publicly

I need you to unfollow me right now, this is tru genius

Lloyd…..

I never even thought of this but Honestly this is very me

melongorl:

hotcheetoprincess:

5265ad:

hotcheetoprincess:

sickomobb:

hotcheetoprincess:

this is so triflin I hate washing dishes but c’mon

I WOULD DO ThIS

if I were you I wouldn’t admit that publicly

I need you to unfollow me right now, this is tru genius

Lloyd…..

I never even thought of this but Honestly this is very me

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hotwinger:

When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

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punkassliam:

when straight guys go to a 1D concert

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spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

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loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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coolpizza420:

this is haunting

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c-r-0-a-t-0-a-n:

here is misha signing your blog, you’re welcome.

c-r-0-a-t-0-a-n:

here is misha signing your blog, you’re welcome.

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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